theshitneyspears:

Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shit

Me 30 minutes later:

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just-shower-thoughts:

If you say “yumyumyumyum” real fast it starts sounding like “meowmeowmeowmeow”

just-shower-thoughts:

A good idea for a Storm Trooper at Comic Con would be to offer to take photos of people but never quite get them in shot.

just-shower-thoughts:

The technique of using a banana for scale might just be propaganda from the banana industry, Big Banana.

just-shower-thoughts:

Plugging in a usb is like entering a password, you fail the first time, try a different way, fail again, and it turns out it somehow was the first way that’s correct

deianira-the-peculiar:

flowerais:

Types of Girls: cute nicknames 💞

Honey; knows how to comfort you, cries during sad movies, always a little sleepy, easily distracted by dogs, admires pretty things, loves the moon

Baby; loves being surprised, really affectionate, laughs easily, makes everything into a little adventure, is comfortable in silence, daydreamer

Darling; loves long conversations, has a notebook full of words and art, likes art museums and flower gardens, feels a bit lost all the time, deep thinker

Cutie; gets excited about the stars, uses a lot of emojis when texting, easily anxious, hugs you when they see you, loves cakes, wants to be a flower

Angel; a little quiet, kind-hearted, rarely feels like she belongs, wants to befriend woodland creatures, loves cherries and sunsets, always feels nostalgic

100% Angel

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